juicy.....

when i was 4 i pee'd in my pants in the middle of a grocery store aisle. yup, just a big puddle of pee for some pimply teenager to come mop up.

also, around the same time i used to stick gum in my ear and then put it back in my mouth!

and...when i was little i used to kick my brother in the ribs as hard as i could and knock the wind out of him....he cried like a baby....and i felt terrible about it.

he made physically ill!!!!!

i would also like to confess that i was involved with a certain boy this summer....we didn't kiss or anything...but honestly honestly...thinking about him makes me want to throw up. i actually lost about 3lbs during the 5 days he was visiting. i couldn't really eat any food either. i think there was one day i only at maybe...3 doughnut holes and part of a snow cone. and this makes me feel bad because i know that some of you are friends with him...but it was just a bad experience....if you want to know who he is you can text me.

boob

i would like to confess that i in FACT have NOT given ANYONE the FLU

he he

I've been trying to start a rumor that Samsam gave everyone the flu.

re: bobby

I was once an unapologetic elitist bitch.
I would like to think I am not anymore, but sometimes it can't be helped.

snob

I dislike many bands that I have never heard. This is based either on a bad band name, a hyperbolic review that I've read, or both.

when i'm at a live performance of a play or musical and i think the acting is good...i'll tear up...even if it's a comedic scene.

joel and ethan

i will not lie. i teared up watching the academy awards.







more than once.

confessions

father forgive me, for i have sinned

dry

I never cry when I hear someone has died.

fanboyz

Max and I are totally unironically crazy about Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Not much of a secret anymore but maybe it's new to you?

we need more people on this blog....like tiffany and meredith and rory and dane...they had some funny shi* to say.

heartless

i have said "i love you too" to a boyfriend i didn't love.


i miss dan gilman


bob, did dan tell you we are coming to provo the last weekend in february? you can embrace him then.

heartless

I don't miss people. I missed my dad once on my mission. I've only missed one girl, and it wasn't my serious girlfriend when she went to Romania. I think I've mildly missed Chad, but I can't remember missing Tim or Monson. But I do miss Dan Gilman.

same old story

i'm not going to lie. i am really into our band CCQB.

I cried on campus yesterday. First time in YEARS!! I am such a baby.

My cup overfloweth

Last night I was leaving a friend's house and got a few blocks away when I had to urinate in an urgent fashion. So I pulled over in the local school's parking lot grabbed a water bottle and stepped out of the vehicle and moved to the side that is not close to the street. The bottle overflowed and I happened to be right in front of the security camera. That's so cool, huh? I washed my hands after that as well.

indie

Confession: voting for a Democrat is too mainstream for me to think that it's cool.

Sometimes I think my pheromones are out of wack.....and that's why I never have a boyfriend. It's easier to blame something I can't control that something I can. Like, maybe I'm actually really overbearing or boring and no one has the heart to tell me.

I got you beat Bob...

17 months. A two week break, then 2 years.

où sont les neiges d'an·tan

I love children who go out in pajamas, or Halloween costumes.
I love their parents more for letting them do it.

I wish I were a kid again.

v.d.

I used to be a Valentine's hater- not because I was lonely, just on principle. Those greedy card and candy companies!
I was lying to myself. Now that I don't have to be alone I kind of love Valentine's day and have no patience for the 'haterz' because I know why they really hate it

they jes jeliz

somtimes I am mean

*see above

drought

I haven't kissed anyone in 8 months!

ew

i had a dream that i tried to hold the hand of my TA who i am not attracted to at all. and even more embrassasing was in the dream he rejected me....and i was hurt by the whole thing. weird and stupid.

fixed

i am anxious for summer because: bike rides every day

purpose

i sleep in every day. i dont have a job and i dont go to school.

lalalala!

i have so many boogers in my nose...it is ridiculous!

just sayin'

most people who think they can write poetry can't-
and shouldn't.

i never kissed anyone in high school. not a one. this doesn't bother me, but i sometimes wish my adolesence had been sexier. more tights and heels and sneaking around, less working and adult responsibility.

arrogance

I think I'm smarter than you.