my favorite part of Christmas is that my little brother, fed up with the teasing, yelled
"JUSTIN BIEBER DOES NOT OWN THIS HAIRCUT!"
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Advanage
Alright everyone. This is my latest embarrassing encounter. As a lot of you know, I model my character after good ole hyperbole and a half's character, because I'M NOT CREATIVE. So the anonymous poster who so bravely felt the need to "call me out" can maybe take the morality stick out of their bumbumbum.

About a month ago I was enjoying the TV with my brother Josh and his fiance and my roommate, Julia. It was fun!













Friday, December 3, 2010
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
forgive and forget
I am getting better at forgiving, but I never forget. I am basically a passive aggressive grudge-holder. If you have offended me before, you may not even be aware of it, but I sure am.
Monday, November 29, 2010
Monday, November 22, 2010
because I want to be like sam-sam
This story isn't really a confession, and it's not that great, it's just the most recent unfortunate thing that has happened to me. (I think that was a run-on sentence, feel free to call me out Bob)
i'm so macho
Sufjan Stevens bugs me. Not because he's bad or because I think he's overrated, but because he's a pussy. This applies to Andrew Bird, too.
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
bad emo
I'm really, really sick of people talking about/listening to Saves the Day and Dashboard Confessional. It's terrible music. Just because they liked it in high school doesn't somehow redeem it from being incredibly cheesy and dumb.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
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