i refuse to walk around or move while i am brushing my teeth...i have this great fear that i will fall and the toothbrush will jam into the back of my throat.

embarrassing

so.... my neighbors cole and suzie had their baby this weekend. and i stopped by on sunday to deliver them a frozen lasagna. our conversation went as follows...

Me: So how was everything? How's the baby? I heard that she's in the NICMO?
Cole: NICMO?
Suzie: She's doing fine! She's going to be there for about two weeks.
Cole: I think you mean NICU?
Suzie: I can't beleive you said anything Cole!

Anyway...the story goes on with me trying not to feel like a complete idiot. I thought I was being super birthing savvy by knowing acronyms like NICU....but instead I end up looking like a total idiot. NICMO?!

narcissist

Most-listened tracks on my itunes? My own music.

I got emotional watching the trailer for Where the Wild Things Are.

I don't want him to accept the invitation. Even though Tim wants him there.

in second grade i won a contest for who could draw the best dinosaur by hand............i traced it. and my traced stegosaurus got made into a bookmark for the whole school. who says cheaters never win?

could we be honest with each other for just a second?

I feel like shit. I! feel! like! SHIT! And I want to scream! REALLY LOUD! And maybe cry...A LOT! But I haven't yet! Can I be proud of that?

there's no basement in the alamo

when i was little my mom told me that the reason Pee Wee got arrested was because he took his shirt off in a movie theater. I didn't realize the absurdity of this explanation until I was about 20, and I didn't find out he was in a 'sexy' theater until about three months ago.

also, i still love to watch pee wee's playhouse

true story

i first heard of wikipedia at becca's old apartment at the truman. when i first heard the name wikipedia i thought it had to do with witchcraft and wicca and was an online encyclopedia about wicca