also, yahoo provides services to its users in the lamest ways possible

if no one comments on your confession post does that mean its stupid? also, why the f*** is poop green sometimes?

there was a point in my life where i wanted to write an autobiography entitled, "screwed on the bell curve."

in retrospect, what a crap title. i no longer feel that way.

i must repeat myself...Bill Maher is my least favorite living person

Did anyone see Bill Maher at the Academy Awards? What an idiot, plugging his own movie and whining that it didn't get nominated. Then using air time to emphasize his point that non-atheists just follow silly Gods. Then he said something stupid like he was grateful we had an elegant president? Whose grateful for an elegant president? Why not capable, promising, even educated, but elegant? Such a smug bastard.

Middle aged, run down professors on a power trip, who thrive in a top down, beaureucratic system can KISS MY ASS.

school house rock groupie

i've become really anal about not ending my sentences with prepositions. For example, in an email I wrote : "We apologize for the extreme action, but this is a serious matter which we can no longer be lenient on. " I reread it, and in disgust readily changed it to: "We apologize for the extreme action, but this is a serious matter on which we can no longer be lenient."

similar to bob

i had tj blocked on gchat for a really long time because once i was signing out and was talking to a lot of people and had to say bye and i knew it would take a while and i had already said bye to him so i thought...oh i'll just unblock him later. but i actually never did and kept thinking for about two months....wow he's really diligent this semester...no gchat or anything. it all climaxed one night when amanda said he was on gchat and i said i couldn't see him and assumed he'd blocked me and got a little upset...but it turns out i blocked him.

woops.

online predators

When I was 16, my AOL profile (remember those?) listed "back door man" under interests. As a huge Led Zeppelin fan, this was a reference to "Whole Lotta Love."

One day a stranger started chatting with me. He was very interested in what made me a back door man. I was initially confused, but after a short dialogue, I discovered that he was looking for someone to have threesomes with him and his wife. Awkward!

I was embarrassed about this and have never told this story until now.

failing g chat

I blocked Hannah from my G Chat because her taglines were so annoying that they used to put me in bad moods.

the only band that matters

I'm really sad that I'll never be as cool as The Clash.

sweats 2.0

I really really really want a pair of sweatpants. Real sweatpants, like these- the most unflattering possible- and I want to wear them all day everyday. I imagine them with paint splatters, bleach spots, and so well worn they are almost transparent. We would love each other. Is that so wrong?

calm down!

I take EVERYTHING personally!

I also LOVE putting lemon and cucumber in my water! Delicious!

i hesitate reading more of shakespeare's plays because when people ask "what are you reading?" i think it sounds cliche to say "shakesepeare."

i went to enrichment tonight.  it took 2 hours.  it was about home organization.  there were a lot of great tips.  still, inspite of the message shared, the only message i took home was that its not worth it to me.

1. i dont want to be someone who cuts coupons.    

2.  i dont want to keep my receipts and check my credit card statements.

3.  i dont care if i wake up and put my dirty clothes back on from the exact pile they were in when i took them off.  i still know where they are.

4.  so we are messy?

5.  i used to think i couldnt feel peaceful in a messy house.  thats not true.  i have learned that i can.

6.  i dont think the saviour cares what my house looks like.  

7.  i think he cares who i am.

8.  i dont know why we spend so much time organizing and reorganizing and packing and moving and labeling and sweeping and shifting and being frazzled when we dont have to.  chill the hell out.

9.  since i stopped caring about our space being clean i have read six books.  quinn is now teaching me to play the drums.  i find i practice the piano.  i think in my spare time.  my drawing has improved.  i am a lot happier.  

confessions, confessions!

1. i think the bsw social work dept is BULL SHIT!BECAUSE- my prof. is giving me a zero on an assignment because i accidentally had other hw stuff attached to it. all of this because i didn't have microsoft word and had to email myself my hw. so she's giving me a zero claiming that a mistake like this would destroy my professional career. dually noted prof. thanks for the advice.

2. i also said the f-word about ten times today.

i wish

1. smarter
2. better vocabulary
3. eloquent
4. better critical thinking skills
5. good grammer
6. good writer
7. funnier
8. better gpa so i could get into columbia

rock bottom

I've started reading the Daily Mail regularly.  My addiction to celebrity gossip has reached a new dangerous level.  

i honestly think snuggies look cool.

i have what feels like the biggest booger in my nose! and i can't get it out! it hurts! winters here are SO dry.