who didn't?

I didn't put these in the guest book at Alison's wedding. I put them in my pocket.

fixed

i dislike when people have a fixed gear bike with a flip-flop hub and breaks

what is wrong with me?

i have felt terrible all day. today my boss told me that another coworker complained about the way that i dress. tomorrow there is an all-staff meeting to discuss the dress code. well i want to die. what the fuck is wrong with me.

video follow-up to my last post

i don't go running even though i want to...cause i hate that i think i need to lose weight.

girly vanity

I've started running, mostly to lose weight.

this one's hard to confess...

i have started listening to dr. laura....almost every day.

i had a dream i got married last night....and this is what happened...

we were walking to our car and i was like, "haha! we're married now! and i can do whatever i want" i then proceeded to pat his crotch.....so weird.

woes

i drive a small truck. i hate big trucks and the people that drive them. today i was biking to a shoe repair shop to get a pair of courtney's flats fixed up. on the way home i was turning from univ. on to center st and a big diesel engine truck was coming around the corner and forced me against a curb. i wrecked between the side walk and the street as the truck spit black smoke out of its ass at me. i am a little scraped up but fine. i will probably need to replace the bar tape on my bike. i am ok with that. the sad part is that my favorite jeans got a rip in them, which hurts my heart.

So terrible....

One time I had a dream that Jesus came in a motorcade except he was on one of the motorcycles and when he took of his helmet he shook his hair in a manner similar to that of a "Charlie's Angel".

one upmanship

this might be worse than yours samsam.
I too peed at a grocery store at the checkout. I was wearing shorts and tube socks. A girl from school was there. I was FOURTEEN