I use a chopstick to scratch my broken, cast-covered foot. Then I smell it. Then I make a pile of dead skin. Then I let otus eat it. Then I feel guilty.

the IRS is after me

i am NOT joking.

sexism

I have a lower standard for girl musicians (in pop music).

gender confusion

I was mistaken for a girl one time in high school.

I just found out that it's not longer appropriate to put two spaces after a period. Apparently that died with the typewriter, but I can't kick the habit! Not only because it is ingrained in me to put two spaces, but because it makes papers longer, and because how else do you differentiate between a comma/semi colon, and a new sentence!? Anyone else struggling with this? Anyone else not know about this rule?

so maybe when i get bored at work i look on ebay for cheap vintage engagement rings. so what?